There once was a dodo called Ralph who was scared of many things and spent most of his life hiding. His friends all laughed at him and called him names because he wasn’t like them.
One day a bunch of peach things came bounding through the forest and Ralph got scared. Ralph initially tried to fly but it’s short wings and rounded body meant he could not and so it had to settle for burying his head in the - oops, wrong flightless bird - had to settle for sitting still while his inquisitive buddies approached the peach things.
The peach things killed all of Ralph so called friends, but he didn’t care as they were not kind to him. Unfortunately Ralph was the only dodo to survive and so the children lost out on their chance to learn about evolution.
My work here is done.